Six-Pack ASS Attack Coffee Sampler Bundle

Six Bold Coffees. One Kick-Ass Experience!

Why settle for one ass when you can have the whole herd?

Get ready for a full-blown Ass Attack! We've rounded up six of our signature coffees into one delicious sampler bundle, giving you the perfect opportunity to explore the bold flavors, smooth finishes, and unique personalities that make Don't Be An Ass Coffee Co. anything but ordinary.

Whether you're a coffee connoisseur, a caffeine junkie, or just someone who needs a serious attitude adjustment before 9 AM, this six-pack has a little something for every kind of ass!

Meet the Herd!

Morning Kick - Start your day with a smooth, balanced blend that'll get your ass moving before the rooster even thinks about crowing.

Big Ass Kick - Need some extra horsepower? This bold, extra-caffeinated blend delivers the kick your morning has been begging for.

Smooth Ass Vanilla - Rich, smooth coffee with a delicious touch of vanilla. Sweet enough to charm you, smooth enough to keep you coming back.

Choco-Nut Ass Kick - A deliciously nutty, chocolate-inspired coffee experience that's smooth, satisfying, and just a little indulgent.

Nam-ASS-Te - Find your inner peace, one cup at a time. A smooth, mellow blonde blend for those who prefer their mornings with a little less drama.

Midday Ass Saver - Because 2 PM hits different! The perfect afternoon pick-me-up when your energy starts dragging and your attitude needs rescuing.

Perfect for Every Coffee-Loving Ass!

Whether you're sampling our lineup for the first time, searching for your new favorite blend, or grabbing a fun gift for a fellow coffee lover, The Six-Pack ASS Attack delivers big flavor without committing to six full-size bags.