Legal notice
Legal Notice & Disclaimer
Last Updated: August 17, 2026
This website is owned and operated by Don’t Be An Ass Coffee Co. Throughout this Legal Notice, the terms “we,” “us,” and “our” refer to Don’t Be An Ass Coffee Co.
By accessing dontbeanasscoffee.com, purchasing our products, or using our website, you acknowledge and agree to the following notices and disclaimers.
General Information
The information provided on this website is for general informational and commercial purposes only. We make reasonable efforts to ensure that product descriptions, pricing, photographs, availability, and other information are accurate; however, errors may occasionally occur.
We reserve the right to correct errors, inaccuracies, or omissions and to update or change information without prior notice, subject to applicable law.
Product Information
Don’t Be An Ass Coffee Co. sells coffee, tea, merchandise, and other products that may change from time to time.
Product photographs are intended to provide a reasonable representation of our products. Actual packaging, labeling, appearance, color, or other characteristics may vary.
Coffee is an agricultural product, and natural variations may occur between batches, harvests, origins, and roasting dates.
Food, Ingredient & Allergen Notice
Customers are responsible for reviewing product descriptions, ingredient information, and packaging before consuming our products.
If you have a food allergy, sensitivity, dietary restriction, or other concern regarding ingredients, please contact us before purchasing or consuming a product.
Products may be produced, roasted, packaged, stored, or otherwise handled in facilities that process other products or ingredients. Please refer to individual product packaging and labeling for applicable ingredient and allergen information.
Caffeine Disclaimer
Many of our coffee and tea products naturally contain caffeine. Caffeine content can vary depending on the product, serving size, brewing method, and preparation.
Our products and website content are not intended to provide medical advice. If you have questions about caffeine consumption, pregnancy, medications, medical conditions, or other health concerns, consult an appropriate healthcare professional.
No Medical or Health Claims
Statements made on our website, social media accounts, product descriptions, advertising, packaging, or other marketing materials are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or medical condition.
Humorous references to coffee improving your mood, attitude, energy, ability to tolerate people, or ability to “start your day like a decent human” are brand humor and advertising language, not medical or health claims.
Pricing & Availability
All prices are listed in U.S. dollars unless otherwise stated.
Prices, promotions, discount codes, product availability, subscription offers, and other offers may change without notice.
We reserve the right to limit quantities, discontinue products, cancel promotions, or refuse or cancel orders when reasonably necessary, including in cases of suspected fraud, pricing errors, product unavailability, or misuse of promotional offers, subject to applicable law.
Intellectual Property
Unless otherwise indicated, the content appearing on this website—including our business name, logos, original artwork, mascot designs, photographs, product names, slogans, graphics, written content, packaging designs, and other original materials—is owned by or licensed to Don’t Be An Ass Coffee Co. and may be protected by applicable copyright, trademark, and other intellectual-property laws.
This includes brand elements such as Don’t Be An Ass Coffee Co., our donkey-related branding and original artwork, and our original slogans and product branding to the extent they are legally protectable.
Nothing on this website grants permission to copy, reproduce, modify, distribute, sell, publish, or commercially use our protected content without prior written authorization.
References to ownership or protection under this section should not be interpreted as a representation that any particular name, phrase, logo, or other brand element is federally registered unless expressly identified as such.
Farm Animals & Brand Mascots
Animals appearing in our photographs, videos, advertisements, website, social media, and other marketing materials may be real animals associated with our farm and brand.
Images, videos, names, stories, and creative representations involving these animals may constitute proprietary brand content and may not be reproduced or commercially exploited without permission where protected by applicable law.
User-Submitted Content
If you voluntarily submit photographs, videos, reviews, testimonials, or other content to us, your submission does not automatically transfer ownership of your content to Don’t Be An Ass Coffee Co.
Any permission for us to repost, advertise with, modify, or otherwise commercially use submitted content will be governed by the terms presented when the content is submitted, any separate agreement between you and Don’t Be An Ass Coffee Co., or other authorization you provide.
Third-Party Services & Links
Our website may use or link to third-party services, including payment processors, shipping carriers, social media platforms, e-commerce providers, and other service providers.
We are not responsible for the content, privacy practices, availability, security, or policies of independently operated third-party websites or services.
Use of third-party services may be subject to their own terms and policies.
Website Availability
We do not guarantee that our website will always be available, uninterrupted, secure, or error-free.
We may modify, suspend, discontinue, or restrict portions of the website when reasonably necessary for maintenance, security, business operations, or other legitimate purposes.
Limitation of Liability
TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, Don’t Be An Ass Coffee Co. and its owners, members, employees, contractors, and affiliates will not be liable for indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages arising from the use of this website or our products.
Nothing in this Legal Notice excludes or limits liability that cannot legally be excluded or limited under applicable law.
Indemnification
To the extent permitted by applicable law, you agree to be responsible for losses, liabilities, claims, or expenses resulting from your unlawful misuse of this website, infringement of another party’s rights, or violation of applicable law.
Policies & Terms
Purchases and use of our website may also be governed by additional policies posted on our website, including our:
- Terms of Service
- Privacy Policy
- Shipping Policy
- Returns, Exchanges & Incorrect Item Policy
- Subscription or recurring-purchase terms, when applicable
If a specific policy conflicts with this general Legal Notice regarding a matter specifically addressed by that policy, the more specific policy will control to the extent permitted by applicable law.
Governing Law
To the extent permitted by applicable law, this Legal Notice and disputes relating to it will be governed by the laws of the State of Missouri, without regard to conflict-of-law principles.
Nothing in this provision eliminates any consumer rights or protections that cannot legally be waived.
Changes to This Legal Notice
We may update this Legal Notice periodically to reflect changes to our business, products, website, or applicable requirements.
The current version will be posted on our website with an updated “Last Updated” date.
Contact Us
Questions regarding this Legal Notice may be submitted through the contact information provided at:
Wakeup@dontbeanasscoffee.com
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